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To: Barney who wrote (16137)9/13/2000 2:23:11 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62553
 
At The Gates Of Heaven
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St Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down. "Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks. "No, it's alright. Won't be long." And he distractedly looks at his watch, shrugs and paces on.

St. Peter gives it another 5 minutes and asks again. The man stops and says, "Look, you know I'm dead. I know I'm dead. Will someone please tell the cardiac arrest team?"