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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: warawls who wrote (16156)	9/15/2000 8:42:48 AM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> Subject: Old Age Joke >> >> Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. >> "Sixty is the worst age to," announced the sixty year old. >> "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, >> you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" >> "Ah, that's nothing," said the seventy-year-old. >> "When you're seventy, you can't take a crap anymore. >> You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing >> comes out!" >> "Actually", said the eighty-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all". >> "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the sixty year old. >> "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6 AM - like a race horse - no >> problem at all." >> "Do you have trouble taking a crap?" asked the seventy-year-old. >> "No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30." >> With great ewxasperation, the sixty-year-old said, "Let me get this >> straight. >> You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six >> thirty. >> What's so tough about being eighty?" >> To which the eighty-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until ten."