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To: Sully- who wrote (1791)9/16/2000 4:26:58 PM
From: Sully-  Respond to of 65232
 
Fwd: VIRUS ALERT....THIS IS A BAD ONE!!!

Subject: Fwd: VIRUS ALERT....THIS IS A BAD ONE!!!

VIRUS ALERT

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is
pretty nasty.

- It will not only erase everything on your
hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disk within 20 feet of your computer.

- It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access
code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
any CD's you attempt to play.

- It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's
coolness settings so all your ice cream
melts and your milk curdles.

- It will program your phone to auto dial
to call only your mother-in-law's number.

- This virus will mix antifreeze into your
fish tank.

- It will leave dirty socks on the coffee
table when you are expecting company. It
will replace your shampoo with Nair and
your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating
your current boy/girlfriend behind your
back and billing their dates to your Visa
card.

- It will cause you to run with scissors
and throw things in a way that is only fun
until someone loses an eye.

- It will rewrite your backup Files, changing
all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating undetectable misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences.

- If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a
Windows 95/98 environment,

- It will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close
to a full bathtub.

- It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with
whole milk.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
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In case you are a blonde,.....this is a joke.

Ö¿Ö



To: Sully- who wrote (1791)9/16/2000 7:23:49 PM
From: lurqer  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 65232
 
Would appreciate it if you would follow up on this & the other scenarios you are tracking

Well there's the one that says we go up six weeks into the election. Like that one better. <gg>

IMO, it is a contrarian view

.... will help make more informed investing decisions

I'm a skeptic by nature and have trained myself to take a contrarian market view - because it's remunerative. I find it easier to post upbeat views when everyone is down than vice versa. I'm just not comfortable throwing ice water onto a party. After all my view is only an opinion and frequently wrong. I did come out of my shell enough to repeatedly warn Dusty (Polvie) about margin with Naz going parabolic last Feb. Even that was a little stressful for me. At any given time I have several scenarios, and I'm never sure when the market may hop from one to another.

On a completely different note let me thank you again Ö¿Ö - man for the jgs site. I used her ideas to construct my Owl. Owl has been my nickname for decades. Guess it's just my people watching/lurking nature.

Thanks again.

,___,
(°v°)
( ^ )
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the lurqer