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To: Gordon A. Langston who wrote (37835)9/19/2000 12:32:15 AM
From: 2MAR$  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
from Voter.com? Always trust a "dot.com"...

OT: Some Lawer Jokes:

When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule ,
what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?".
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns.
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.

Legal business card:
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
Attorneys at Law

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
...Benjamin Franklin.

;-))



To: Gordon A. Langston who wrote (37835)9/19/2000 1:08:22 AM
From: greenspirit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
Gore would be way behind in the polls if it wasn't for single women voters. Especially, minority single women voters.

That's the group Al Gore is appealing to. They want the government to take the place of men in their lives in order to give them a feeling of security and safety. Pretty sad result of the women's lib movement if you ask me. Substituting government for fathers and husbands is not what America needs to deal with its social problems.

I conclude from this that most of the Gore supporters using surnames on this thread are single women.

What's even more remarkable is the brain-dead way single women have forgotten how Clinton/Gore have treated women like dirt. One lady is currently serving jail for Al Gore and his illegal fund raising tactics. Another handicapped lady was kicked out of Gore's rental home because she dared to complain about the smell of feces permeating her resident. And we all know the way Clinton treated his wife and family by humiliating and disrespecting her.

Single women must be the easiest duped group of people in America. Al Gore's phony charade of character is fooling them all.

Michael