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To: Wooly who wrote (16208)	9/20/2000 8:31:20 AM
From: arnold silver	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

<< Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested? A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with the them. Q: Why can't you trust a woman? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb. Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains. Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here." Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. it. Q: Define Bra? [simple words] A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones. Q: Define a Bra? [Shakespearean words] A: Under shoulder boulder holder. Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. . ;-) Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."