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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Goalie who wrote (16224)	9/20/2000 8:01:17 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62549

A Hard Sell A door-to-door salesman approaches little Johnny's house and rings the door bell. Johnny answers the door. "Is your mother at home?" asks the salesman. "Yes." replies Little Johnny. "May I talk to her?", says the salesman. "She isn't here." responds Little Johnny. "But you just said she was at home." the salesman remarks. "She is. This isn't our house." ///////////////////// A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. >>One is a good looking guy in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous >>brunette about the same age. >> >>The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one >>ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're >>history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to >>try >out first?" >> >>The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the >>gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant >>and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful >>naked body. >> >>The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts >>licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then >>rests his head at her feet. >> >>The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a >>display >>like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you topthat?" >> >>"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way." >>////////////////////// A young woman brings a very skinny baby to the doctor's office. She explained, "The baby seems to be ailing. He cries all the time, and instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The doctor examines the baby then asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed." "Strip to your waist." He orders. She does. He squeezes both breasts, massages them, pinches both nipples, and then began powerfully sucking on one nipple. Finally he announces, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don't have any milk!" "Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt; but I sure am glad I came in today!"