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To: arnold silver who wrote (16299)	9/28/2000 12:23:06 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

The Kosher Computer > > > >The cursor moves from right to left. > > > >It comes with two hard drives-one for fleyshedik business software and one > >for milchedik games. > > > >Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets a > >"Ferklempt" error. > > > >The Chanukah screen savers include "Flying Dreidels". > > > >The PC also shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings. > > > >After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours. > > > >The "Start" button has been replaced with a "Let's go! I'm not getting any > >younger!" button. > > > >When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed > >to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus". > > > >The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!" > > > >Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner. > > > >I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup. > > > >Microsoft Office now includes "A little byte of this, and a little byte of > >that." > > > >When running "scandisk," it prompts with a "You want I should fix this?" > >message. > > > >When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!" > > > >There is a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises > >that it gets rid of the "schmutz und drek" on your monitor. > > > >After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schlaffen." > > > >Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup. > > > >The Y2K problem has been replaced by "Year 5760-5761" issues. > > > >If you decide not to shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the > >following message appears "You should be ashamed of yourself." > > > >When Spellcheck finds and error it prompts "Is this the best you can do?" > > > >And so it goes...Oy! > >