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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: deeno who wrote (16318)	9/28/2000 6:28:23 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Quickies for a Thursday.... * 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! * Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. * Incontinence Hotline... "Can you hold, please?" * Originality - the art of concealing your sources. * A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive. * Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician! * It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two fit! * The buck doesn't even slow down here! * Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. * Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit! * Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? * Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. * If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer. * Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...