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To: sandintoes who wrote (16321)	9/29/2000 11:07:23 AM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Aauurgh! You ruined the last one. Shoulda been spelled "Ignoranus".

To: sandintoes who wrote (16321)	9/29/2000 4:28:49 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Here are some more: =================== Tatyr: a lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank. Contratemps: the resentment permanent workers feel toward the fill-in workers. Coiterie: a very VERY close-knit group. Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription. Hipatitis: terminal coolness. Guillozine: a magazine for executioners. Suckotash: a dish consisting of corn, lima beans and tofu. Glibido: all talk and no action. Vaseball: a game of catch played by children in the living room. Eunouch: the pain of castration. Deifenestration: to throw all talk of God out the window. Acme: a generic skin disease. Newtspaper: the Washington Times. Nazigator: an overbearing member of your carpool.