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To: Joe Copia who wrote (65583)	9/29/2000 4:33:28 PM
From: asker2	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 150070

Joe...here's proof that some members of this thread are.... involved in a plot to dominate world markets.... This photo, taken by an undercover investigator... caught them in the act...left to right they are... Jim Bishop, 200mph, and SSP.. zing.com

To: Joe Copia who wrote (65583)	9/29/2000 5:07:05 PM
From: lindao	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 150070

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOUSE This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. "Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items." Disclaimer: Do your own DD websearch.cs.com Linda

To: Joe Copia who wrote (65583)	9/29/2000 5:48:03 PM
From: CerealMan	Respond to of 150070

friday funnies... GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE > LEARNED > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize > > > >> > > > cats. > > > >> > > > 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her > > > >> > > > brush your hair. > > > >> > > > 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They > > > >> > > > always catch the second person. > > > >> > > > 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a > > > >> > > > tomato. > > > >> > > > 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. > > > >> > > > 6) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a > > > >> > > > lot. > > > >> > > > 7) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. > > > >> > > > 8) Puppies still have puppies breath, even after > > > >> > > > eating a tic-tac. > > > >> > > > 9) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same > > > >> > > > time. > > > >> > > > 10) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. > > > >> > > > 11) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of > > > >> > > > milk. > > > >> > > > 12) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's > > > >> > > > lap. > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a > > > >> > > > tree. > > > >> > > > 2) There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you > > > >> > > > take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here > > > >> > > > thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. > > > >> > > > 3) One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of > > > >> > > > every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a > > > >> > > > hamstring. > > > >> > > > 4) Car sickness is the feeling you get when the > > > >> > > > monthly payment is due. > > > >> > > > 5) The best way to keep kids at home is to make a > > > >> > > > pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their > > > >> > > > tires. > > > >> > > > 6) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a > > > >> > > > few nuts. > > > >> > > > 7) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that > > > >> > > > held its ground. > > > >> > > > 8) Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. > > > >> > > > 9) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the > > > >> > > > fiber, not the toy. > > > >> > > > 10) My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves > > > >> > > > completely. > > > >> > > > 11) If you can remain calm, you just don't have all > > > >> > > > the facts. > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD > > > >> > > > > > > >> > > > 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. > > > >> > > > 2) Insanity is my only means of relaxation. > > > >> > > > 3) Forget the health food. I need all the > > > >> > > > preservatives I can get. > > > >> > > > 4) You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie > > > >> > > > your shoes and wonder what else you can do while > > > >> > > > you're down there. > > > >> > > > 5) You're getting old when you get the same sensation > > > >> > > > from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller > > > >> > > > coaster. > > > >> > > > 6) Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have > > > >> > > > babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget > > > >> > > > where they left them. > > > >> > > > 7) One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of > > > >> > > > candy can make a person gain five pounds. > > > >> > > > 8) Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till > > > >> > > > the thought goes away. > > > >> > > > 9) God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number > > > >> > > > of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live > > > >> > > > forever. > > > >> > > > 10) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, > > > >> > > > but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. > > > >> > > > 11) I finally got my head together, and my body fell > > > >> > > > apart. > > > >> > > > 12) There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is > > > >> > > > already full. > > > >> > > > 13) Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy > > > >> > > > beautician. > > > >> > > > 14) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose > > > >> > > > weight, because by then your body and your fat are > > > >> > > > really good friends. > > > >> > > > 15) Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age > > > >> > > > comes alone. > > > >> > > > 16) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along > > > >> > > > came today. > > > >> > > > 17) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I > > > >> > > > regain consciousness. > > > >> > > > 18) Amazing! You just hang something in your closet > > > >> > > > for a while, and it shrinks two sizes. > > > >> > > > 19) It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down > > > >> > > > and spreads to your hips. > > > >> > > > 20) Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes. > > > >> > > > 21) Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to > > > >> > > > get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few > > > >> > > > pieces of chocolate cake. have a great weekend... sorry, my real job comes first... pops