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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: xclently who wrote (16336)	10/1/2000 11:57:47 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword. The Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol. The Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and shoots himself. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over. The chief asks, "My God, what are you doing?" And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your damn canoe!"