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To: Wizard who wrote (284)	10/3/2000 1:53:53 PM
From: Trader Dave	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 499

but george K. Baum stepped in to defend BVSN!!!!

To: Wizard who wrote (284)	10/3/2000 3:05:48 PM
From: Beltropolis Boy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 499

so, wuz your take on BVSN, Gandalf? screaming bye, er, buy? i'm tempted. speaking of longing, i'd like to see some trash talk 'tween you and NN. can you say Subway Series? 'cisco vs Dope City? Yanks-Mets? even better, Oakland takes on duh Bronx! with the A's taking 3 of 9 in the regular, the Yankee's blowing 15 of their last 18, and Chuck "Polish My" Knoblauch healthy as an ox, i think you boyz got a legit shot. for starters, here's one to get NN riled up: how do you get a michigan state graduate off your porch? pay him for the pizza.

To: Wizard who wrote (284)	10/3/2000 11:36:05 PM
From: NotNeiderhoffer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 499

Wiz, Sorry about the boiler room boyz taking down your stocks. Perhaps they are getting back at you and TD for all those insulting posts. As far as Vegas goes, ask a silly question, get a silly answer: Reuters Finance News NotNeiderhoffer conquers Las Vegas, begins preparations for San Diego AEA invasion Oct 3, 11:36 PM Las Vegas (Reuters)-NotNeiderhoffer held an impromptu news conference earlier today with a wide ranging cast of characters before boarding a chartered Concorde Jet with his nearly all-female entourage for a return flight to the East Coast. "I came, I saw, and I conquered. It was more fun than a Jon Favreau movie. Vegas is tailor-made for card-carrying Master's of the Universe (MOTU). It is good to be the King" claimed the haggard-looking money manager who likely got little sleep during his three or four-day binge, adding "I would highly recommend chartering one of these suckers. You can negotiate a pretty cheap rate right now and it is probably the most practical way to join the mile-high club. Jamming two people into one of those cramped lavatories is for the birds. BTW, I expect to be back in New York by the time the you finish reading this post" Porn star Amber Lynn jiggled up to the podium to give her take on the long weekend, stating "Rumors have been circulating for weeks that NotNeiderhoffer was finally going to return to Vegas. Imagine how surprised I was when he rolled into Cheetah's Thursday night before he even checked into the Rio. Needless to say, I just spent several unforgettable days with him. The man is generous to a fault and by sunday night all my girlfriends were calling him "Mr. Right". "Amber shattered all my pre-conceived notions about Porn Stars. Porn Stars are people too" claimed the MOTU adding "I find the intense speculation regarding my Vegas sexploits to be a serious invasion of my privacy. I never have been one to kiss and tell, but those of you who can connect the dots might be interested to know that I have been asked to join the Board of Directors of big-board listed Maverick Tube (MVK). Of course, they have laid more pipe than anyone over the years and I think I can bring something to the table". Staggering up to the podium next was an obviously hammered Mr. Jenkins of Tanqueray fame who slurred "It is with much regret that I must inform the residents of Clark County, Nevada that we are experiencing serious spot shortages of Tanqueray in the Western United States. Due to NN's copious four-day consumption, effective immedidately, all casino's are on allocation." Mr. Jenkins went on to state "We have been trying to reach President Clinton to remedy this situation, but he is busy planning Tailhook II, a Lollapalooza-type festival that will tour the country beginning early next year. We are still holding out hope that he will allow us to tap the Strategic Gin Reserve (SGR), and are working closely with Schieffelin & Somerset Co., the exclusive US distributor of Tanqueray, to remedy this grave situation." NotNeiderhoffer went on to apologize for this unfortunate development, but added "I have long advocated developing a futures market for Tanqueray. This was an accident waiting to happen" adding "recent advances in biotechnology, particularly stem-cell research, lead me to believe that my liver is expendable. Just give me a baboon liver and I will be fine. And by all means, feel free to drink vodka. I rarely touch the stuff" Mr. Jenkins went on to say "as you know I have been semi-retired for several years now, and alternate between fly-fishing in Montana and hanging out with Hef at the Mansion. We have been actively searching for a younger, hipper version of Mr. Jenkins and I think we have finally found him. Congratulations kid, you have earned it" A visibly shaken NN reapproached the podium, tears of joy cascading down his cheeks. "This is the proudest day of my life. I will do my best to lower the demographic profile of Tanqueray drinkers" going on to snicker "for months now I have been jealous of Trader Dave's part-time endorsement career. This evens the score, even if most people reading SI do not get the joke" Next up was Trey Anastasio, the lead guitarist of the rock group Phish who just completed two sold out shows in Vegas "Much like Amber, we were blown away when we confirmed that NotNeiderhoffer was in the house for our Friday night show. Although his love for the music of Blues Traveler has been well documented, we had no idea he was into our work" NN charged the podium "as many of you know, several months ago New York-based money manager Dana Giachetto of the Cassandra Group was convicted of embezzling funds from several high-profile actors and entertainers." "It is one thing to rip off Leonardo DiCaprio, but I was outraged when I heard Dana had bilked the members of Phish out of several million dollars. It is just not right. I knew I had to take decisive action to remedy the situation" Trey went on to add "by friday morning we were getting reports from the Phish community in town for the show that there was a man handing out $100 chips to our hard-core faithful, many of who had not had a shower or hot meal in days. It evoked memories of John D Rockefeller handing out nickels to children during the Great Depression. NotNeiderhoffer even provided the grungey-ist among us with free Birkenstocks. What a great guy" A clearly touched NN cleared his throat "The Phish community has long harbored a distrust of capitalism, and Wall Street in particular. I just had to do something after Dana pulled that stunt. BTW, I know most of the young Turks in Manhattan's Investment Community and Dana was never one of us. He was a total poseur. Die in hell you SOB" after composing himself he added "although the average Phish fan looks like he does not have a dime to his name, I have recently commissioned market research that found as a group the Phish community have billions of dollars in investable assets. They sooner we grab some of it the sooner we can use it to prop up this sickly tech tape. BTW, I scored all those Birkenstock sandals when Just for Feet declared Chapter 11 and liquidated. Pretty shrewd move, no? Finally, Las Vegas Mayor Oscar B. Goodman took the podium announcing "The past few days have been the most exciting in the short history of this hellhole we call home. Many tourists come here and throw around tips like manhole covers. NotNeiderhoffer throws around tips the size of manhole covers. We are grateful for his largesse. We had considered giving him the key to the city but that is just not enough. Thus, effective immediately, we are renaming McCarren International Airport. Welcome to NotNeiderhoffer International Airport. We welcome your Concorde any time, NN" A beaming NotNeiderhoffer spoke up "thank you Mayor Goodman. Your city treated me well. But I have to go home now. The young ladies of NYC always get antsy when I am gone more than a few days. Calls to suicide hotlines usually increase dramtically by day four of any trip I take. The hotties need me. BTW, do you have any idea how long the runway is at Teterboro Airport? We can't land this thing at LaGuardia cuz I dont want to wake up my neighbors. They were pissed off at me for cranking tunes in my apartment the night before I left. Later dude." thexxxmoviestore.com tanqueray.com phish.com ci.las-vegas.nv.us nctimes.com THE END...