To: lawdog who wrote (42080 ) 10/3/2000 8:16:28 PM From: Frank Griffin Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667 Dear Mr. President: > > > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, > > I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and > > reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" for > > what you have done, specifically: > > > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, > > Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, > > Kathleen Willey, and, of course,Juanita Broaddrick, > > who told NBC that you raped her. Are there any > > others that we should know about? > > > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8-year-old about oral > > sex. I had really planned to wait until he was about > > 10 or so to discuss it with him, but now he knows more > > about it than I did as a senior in college. The cigar > > thing was also neat for the kids. > > > > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in > > the work place (especially the White House) and on the > > job is OK, and what the meaning of "IS" is. It really > > is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex > > and one person may have sex while the other one > > involved does NOT have sex. Monica said frequently > > while you were on the phone, she would work at one > > end, and you at the other. What productivity! > > > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of > > impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that > > the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The Dog" could > > be plausible after all. The people of the Sudan, > > Afghanistan and Serbia are all running to rent the > > video, now that you made them part of the story. > > > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, > > Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, > > Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look > > moral. > > > > 6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who > > have pleaded the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who > > have fled the country to avoid testifying about > > Democrat campaign fund raising. > > > > 7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 > > imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 > > criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) > > in the other "Clinton" scandals. > > > > 8. Thanks for remembering the families of many > > deceased people who once were your friends, who served > > you and died so young and suddenly: Vince Foster, > > Jerry Parks, Ron Brown, Admiral Boorda, Les Aspin, > > Barbara Alice Wiese, Mary Mahoney, Jim McDougal et al. > > > > 9. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, > > "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and for > > providing no real missile defense system for the > > American people. Thank you for sharing with our > > Chinese friends all of our nuclear weapon designs, the > > supercomputer technology to build such weapons, the > > ballistic missile technology so they can have more > > accurate missiles, and the encryption technology so > > they can keep it all secret too. > > > > 10. You are amazing visiting all those countries! > > Thank you for flying all over the world on "vacations" > > carefully disguised as necessary trips. It's > > wonderful, too, how you have surpassed every other > > president in the size of your entourage on these > > trips: 75 jumbo jets, 2000 guests to China alone. > > Your Africa entourage also was remarkable and it was > > nice of you to bring Betty Currie. She needed a break > > from testifying before the grand jury. > > > > Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see > > her. Tell her I'm working on a "Thank You" letter for > > her. > > > > Looking forward to January 2001, > > > > Average Joe Next | Inbox