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To: Barney who wrote (16378)	10/5/2000 9:24:25 AM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Ya ever wonder??? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? > If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from > Holland called Holes? > > If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you > get a Philip's screwdriver? > > If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? > > If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? > > When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts' and you put your > two cents in, what happens to the other penny? > > Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker? > > Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to > begin with. > > When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? > Why is a person who plays the piano call a pianist, but a person who > drives a race car not called a racist? > > Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite things? > > If horrific mean to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make > terrible? > > Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one? > > 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. > Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? > > If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys > deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners > depressed? > > Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? > > Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in > the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet > paint, you will have to touch it to be sure? >