To: Ish who wrote (42870 ) 10/5/2000 10:10:57 AM From: PartyTime Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667 FLASH: Paula Jones has agreed to pose nude for Penthouse, according to FoxNews. Don't you folks find it amazing how time has an uncanny manner of sorting itself out? I guess Jones' Penthouse photos will go down as yet another footnote in American presidential history. And much like Ken Starr's original and very pornographic Whitewater Report (which mentioned Whitewater only a half-dozen times), her Penthouse photos will provide yet more graphics for future students and custodians of history. Yes, the combo of Starr's Whitewater Report, Jones' Penthouse photos will puriently link up with the unfortunate reality of still another Clinton antagonist, Matthew J. Glavin, who was recently charged with fondling himself on May 17 on a trail in the Chattahoochee National River Park in Gwinnett County, just east of Atlanta. The officer said Glavin also fondled him after the two started talking. Atlanta television station WAGA reported it was the second time that Glavin had been charged by rangers. Glavin, 47, resigned Wednesday as president and chief executive of the Atlanta-based Southeastern Legal Foundation. This Glavin-led foundation sued to have Clinton disbarred for lying under oath in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case. Yes, indeed, it's the Republicans' predilection and greedy need to slime President Clinton that has caused a moral crisis for parents in living room households all throughout the country, as they attempt to explain, to their children, what happened. None of the above exonerates Clinton and his actions with Monica Lewinsky, however, the age worn adage that "folks who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" is, once again, shown too true. I guess that Clinton may have stained Lewinsky's dress. Sadly, however, it is the Republicans who have succeeded in staining all America. Won't they ever learn that we're all better off if political leaders remain focused only on the pertinent issues, not the sideshows, which affect our nation. Humanity could be better than this. Couldn't it?