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To: yard_man who wrote (25562)	10/6/2000 10:18:16 PM
From: MythMan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

OK, try this -g- >>Chris goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and his friend’s wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, do you mind if I wait?” “Not at all, come on in.” They sit down and the friend says, “You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’ll give you a hundred bucks if I can just see one.” Nora thinks about this for a second and figures ‘what the hell—a hundred bucks.’ She opens her robe and displays her left breast. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, “They are so beautiful, I’ve just got to see both of them. I’ll give you another hundred bucks if I can just see both of them together.” Nora thinks about this and thinks, ‘What the hell,’ opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can’t wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says “You know, your weird friend Chris came over.” Tony thinks about this for a second and says “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?” <<