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To: CerealMan who wrote (67036)	10/12/2000 1:58:04 PM
From: Joe Copia	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 150070

I think Arafat wants war. I know I do not any violence, let alone war.. Let's all kiss and make up.

To: CerealMan who wrote (67036)	10/13/2000 4:06:45 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

friday's funnies... bumper stickers... > Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. > > God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends > > My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips > > The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard > > I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now > > Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just > > Better Rich > > Liberal Arts Major...Will Think for Food > > Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen > > Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law > > First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed In Dog Years, I'm Dead > > Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener > > If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You > > Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade > > Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship > > I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes > > Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well > > A Day Without Sunshine is Like................Night > > First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order > > Old Age Comes at a Bad Time > > In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's Just One of the Risks You Take To > Live Here > > Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them. > > I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. > > You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. > > BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. > > So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. > > I need someone real bad... Are you real bad? > > BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer-holder. > > All men are idiots... and I married their king. > > The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. > > Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. > > Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. > > Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. > > God must love stupid people...He made SO many of them. > > I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen. > > I took an IQ test and the results were negative. > > Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. > > God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. > > I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. > > I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. > > Keep honking while I reload. > > Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either! > > Who were the testers for Preparations A through G? > > Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. > > 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. > > EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. > > If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. > > If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. > > Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. > > Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. > > My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that. > > Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! > > If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy. > > Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them and finally... >> Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and >> Jack. They were both extremely good employees -- always willing to work >> overtime and chip in where needed. >> Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he >> wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to >lay one >> off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers, he was having trouble >> finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work, and >the >> first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. >> >> So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah >gets a >> terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out >of her >> purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. >> Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and >says, >> "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." >> >> And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!" >> have a great weekend... pops