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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Allen J. Tower who wrote (16454)	10/17/2000 9:13:18 AM
From: Graham C.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Anyone, how do I search for old posts ? I am looking for the one about: Bill Gates says "If automobiles had advanced like computers, you would get 1000 miles per gallon" etc., and the CEO of GM or Chrysler says "If autos had advanced like computers, your journey would often terminate half way through and you would find yourself back where you started, etc." ... so what's the technique for searching for old posts ? ObJoke : ( It's a little rude & possibly offensive ... ) An exquisite painting, entitled "Home for Lunch", was on display in a Pennsylvania art gallery. It depicted three very naked and very black men, sitting on a bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a pink penis. Two women were standing there, staring at the painting, scratching their heads, and trying to figure the painting out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked. "Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about this picture of three black men on a bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?" "Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misinterpreted the painting. The three men are not African-Americans. They're West Virginia coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home For Lunch."