Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Richnorth who wrote (16460)	10/17/2000 7:15:05 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

You knew she was a blonde when she: Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years." Was trapped on an escalator for two hours when the power went out. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. Answered "C" when asked what the capital of California was. Burnt her nose bobbing for French-fries. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into those little packets. Said she hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label says "good up to 20 pounds." After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. **************************************************************************** ********** What goes vroom-screech-vroom- screech, etc? A blonde at a flashing red light. Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain and the top's down.

To: Richnorth who wrote (16460)	10/18/2000 4:58:46 PM
From: SteveJerseyShore	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

guess he was barking up the wrong tree That's one of those stories that makes the rounds every few years but no one has ever proven it true. Last time I heard it, a girl pleasured herself with a branch she found near a stream. A few weeks later she was extremely ill with stomach problems, and wound up dying. The autopsy proved conclusively that over 10,000 leeches had hatched inside her because of the perfect heat and PH balance they survived and ate her inside out, sucking out blood and nutrients.