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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Susan G who wrote (16509)	10/21/2000 11:27:42 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> BUT OFFICER > > A man had been having a few beers at the neighborhood bar. It was >dark out and he was walking home through a park when nature called, so >he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself. To his, and their >surprise, a couple were going at it behind the bush he was watering, >and he almost stepped on them. The guy jumped up and took off >running. > > The man could see the naked outline of the woman's bare legs as she >continued to lie there while he relieved himself. He could feel his >interest grow as he finished. Without a word he got down on his knees >between her legs and took advantage of the situation. She embraced him >and showed her willingness. > > Just as they were both getting into it hot and heavy a cop walked >by and shined his flashlight on them saying, "What the hell do you >think your doing, this is a public park." > > The man said, "But officer this is my wife." > > The officer said, "Oh, I didn't know she was your wife." > > The man said, "Neither did I till you shined your light on her."