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To: labestul who wrote (16524)	10/23/2000 8:19:14 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>Procrastinators Creed... > >1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. > >2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses. > >3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. > >4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the >amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. > >5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new >technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my >obligations. > >6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of >the amount of time given. > >7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though >infinitesimally small, is never exactly zero. > >8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. > >9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to >change my mind. > >10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, >and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. > >11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater >the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be >done prior to beginning the greater task. > >12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. > >13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. > >14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles >(the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized. >