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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MrsNose who wrote (16527)	10/23/2000 8:24:42 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was > engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. > "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad > here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season > ticket to the stadium." > "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his > magazine. > Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a > season ticket?" > "Absolutely not," he said. > "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." > "Season's more than half over," he said.