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To: Barney who wrote (16550)	10/24/2000 4:12:58 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

What if famous people needed to submit resumes? ----------------------------------------------- "Famous People Next Job Interviews" Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks. Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? after I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one. Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things. Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries. MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion? Lady Godiva - What do mean this isn't business casual? Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?