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To: Barney who wrote (16552)	10/24/2000 4:16:30 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

You Know You're In Trouble When... A copy of your birth certificate comes in the mail marked null and void. The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm. The little league puts you on waivers. The moths in your money belt starve to death. The simple instructions enclosed aren't. You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket. You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife. Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked "Zurich". Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee. Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.