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To: nokomis who wrote (5368)	10/31/2000 2:46:43 PM
From: bobby is sleepless in seattle	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 8046

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 09. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 08. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 07. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 06. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize that you're someone else. 05. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 04. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 03. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 02. Less guilt the next morning. And the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex: 01. If you don't get what you want, you can always try next door!