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To: lightwave51 who wrote (16631)11/14/2000 11:43:54 PM
From: lightwave51  Respond to of 62581
 
Subject: Congress repeals presidency for the next four years

WASHINGTON D.C.- With the indecision of the election, in an emergency meeting Congress unanimously voted to go through the next four years without a President. “No one really wanted either candidate” said Utah Senator Orrin Latch “Think of all the money the taxpayers will save the next four years, we won’t have a President to sign all those wasteful programs.”

In a speech on the Senate floor Massachusetts Senator Ted Bennedy commented “You can’t do that.”

“If it works out “ said Senator Orrin Latch “ We might extend it for an additional four years.”