To: Susan G who wrote (5758 ) 11/2/2000 8:23:33 PM From: bobby is sleepless in seattle Respond to of 8046 ot...A story with a VERY important moral... > > >> > > >> A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. > > >> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. > > >> > > >> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant > > >> you 3 wishes." > > >> > > >> The woman freed the frog. > > >> > > >> The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a > > >> condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will > > >> get 10 times more or better!" > > >> > > >> The woman said "fine" and for her first wish, she wanted to be the > > >> most > > >> beautiful woman in the world. > > >> > > >> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your > > >> > > >> husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will > > >> flock to." > > >> > > >> The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most > > >> beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." > > >> > > >> So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! > > >> > > >> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. > > >> The frog said, "That will make your husband he richest man in the world > > >> > > >> and he will be ten times richer than you." > > >> > > >> The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and > > >> what's his is mine." > > >> > > >> So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! > > >> > > >> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd > > >> like a very mild heart attack." > > >> > > >> Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them. > > >> > > >