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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (16657)	11/2/2000 4:38:32 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62581

Al Gore, George Dubya Bush and the late mayor Daley of Chicago were in a raft after a shipwreck, and had discovered that there was only enough rations for one to survive. Al stated that he had invented the liferaft, and would promise to put the memory of the other two into a lockbox for all to remember their sacrifice when he was rescued. Dubya said that he was needed to reform edumacation and to be strong-handed with Whazizname in the Middle Far East, so they should let him live. Daley said that there was no way to argue about all of this and they should just vote on it. Mayor Daley won by 97 votes.