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To: Nite-Man who wrote (16766)	11/3/2000 1:04:51 PM
From: Wayners	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

Police find cash in Nite-man's buttocks! Stunned police officers in Boston, MA have found $8,000 on a suspected drug dealer - hidden in his buttocks. "That's 80 $100 bills," said Corporal Brent Harlan, of the Boston police after arresting Nite-Man and finding the cash ($8,000). He was suspected of smoking marijuana, snorting paint and soliciting midgets for immoral purposes and when arrested, $14,000 was found on his person - including the $8,000 in his buttocks. Police in Paul Revere County confiscated the cash, saying it was a suspicious amount to have on a person - and a strange place to keep it. Police also found and confiscated pictures of a man only known as the Captain performing lewd and cowardly acts against sheep and goats. But Nite-Man says he earned the cash by taking "loads" in his face. He has been charged with marijuana possession and illegally transporting midgets across state lines for immoral purposes.

To: Nite-Man who wrote (16766)	11/14/2000 4:21:14 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 30928

Boston - CNN Tuesday, November 15, 2000 Police find cash in Nit-wit's buttocks! Stunned police officers in Boston, MA have found $1.43 on a suspected drug dealer - hidden in his buttocks. "That's disgusting," said Corporal Winnie Van Scrotum, of the Boston police after arresting Nit-wit and finding the cash. The police corporal immediately went out and bought two doughnuts and a cup of coffee with his unusual find, police spokesman said. Nit-wit was suspected of smoking marijuana, snorting paint and soliciting midgets for immoral purposes and when arrested, $14,000 was found on his person - including the $1.43 in his buttocks. Police in Toxic Waste County confiscated the cash, saying it was a suspicious amount to have on a person - and a strange place to keep it. Police also found and confiscated pictures of a man only known as the Captain performing lewd and cowardly acts against sheep and goats. But Nit-wit says he earned the cash by taking "loads" in his face. He has been charged with marijuana possession and illegally transporting midgets across state lines for immoral purposes. There is no end to Nit-wit's shameful escapades..... GZ