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To: Tommy Moore who wrote (16780)	11/5/2000 9:05:32 PM
From: bosquedog	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock. In the first case, you help finance the local community swimming pool In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters' home pool.

To: Tommy Moore who wrote (16780)	11/6/2000 12:54:18 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62592

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