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To: Chris K. who wrote (16832)11/8/2000 12:48:53 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62592
 
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To: Chris K. who wrote (16832)11/8/2000 12:51:09 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62592
 
The Essence of Civility...

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was
awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his
ringing telephone. . .

"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake,"
said an angry voice.

Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his
name and number before hanging up.

The next morning at precisely four forty four a.m.,
Bernard called his neighbor back . . .

"Good morning, Mr. Williams.... Just called to say that
I don't *have* a dog."