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To: Barney who wrote (16844)	11/9/2000 10:55:58 AM
From: BRANDYBGOOD	Respond to of 62590

> > Two nuns went out of their convent to sell a bit of religion. One > > of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is > > known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still > > far away from the convent. > > > > SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past > > thirty eight and a half minutes? > > > > SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants. > > > > SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. > > > > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. > > What can we do? > > > > SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. > > > > SM: It's not working. > > > > SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. > > He started to walk faster too. > > > > SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one > > minute. > > > > SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and > > I'll go the this way. He cannot follows us both. > > > > So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical > > arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister > > Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. > > > > SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! > > > > SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, > > so he followed me. > > > > SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? > > > > SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as > > I could and he started to run as fast as he could. > > > > SM: And? > > > > SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. > > > > SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? > > > > SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. > > > > SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? > > > > SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. > > > > SM: Oh, no! What happened then? > > > > SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run > > faster than a man with his pants down........ > > > > (And those of you that thought it would be dirty, say two 'Hail > > Mary's.....)