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To: architect* who wrote (16851)	11/9/2000 4:00:21 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62589

All The Details.... A little woman called Mount Sainai Hospital. She said "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello, Dearie. I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don't want to know if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse. I want all the information from top to bottom, soup to nuts, from A to Z." The voice on the other line said, "Would you hold the line please, that's quite an unusual request." Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are you the lady who is calling about one of the patients?" She said, "Yes, dearie! Thank you! Now, I'd like to know the information about Serena Hossleberg in Room 622." He said, "OK give me minute to bring up that file..." Ok here we are... Now, Mrs. Hossleberg is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her doctor says if she continues improving as she is, he is going to send her home next Thursday." The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going home next Thursday! I'm so happy to hear that. That's wonderful, wonderful news!" The guy on the other end says, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be one of the close family." She said, "What close family? I AM Serena Hossleberg!! My silly doctor just won't tell me anything."