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To: MrsNose who wrote (16872)	11/11/2000 8:33:13 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62592

A married man went to confessional and he told the priest that he `almost' had an affair with a woman. The priest asked him, "What do you mean by `almost'?" The man said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest replied, "Well, rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box." The man left the confessional, went over and says his prayers then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment then started to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly ran over to him and said, "I saw that! You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!"