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To: Tomato who wrote (16899)11/14/2000 10:52:01 PM
From: Susan G  Respond to of 62589
 
The Golden Urinal

Al Gore was invited to a high level meeting at the White House. After
drinking several glasses of ice tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could
use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President
had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, Al told his wife, Tipper, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"

Later, when Tipper had lunch with Hillary at a Democratic fund raiser,
she told Hillary how impressed Al had been with his discovery of the
fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary
turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."



To: Tomato who wrote (16899)11/15/2000 9:17:51 AM
From: Mike 2.0  Respond to of 62589
 
President Catepillar huh? The W stands for "wiggly" :-)



To: Tomato who wrote (16899)11/15/2000 11:48:55 AM
From: russet  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62589
 
<<<If Bush ends up winning, he'll be known as a monarch and not a president, since he'll have won by virtue of a butterfly.>>>

A different butterfly analogy: Or perhaps he will be known as a dog,....for his propensity to chase his butt, and Swallow(his)tail ;-))