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To: Ian@SI who wrote (16958)	11/20/2000 9:59:35 AM
From: PMS Witch	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

Was looking through some old stuff posted on this thread and thought enough time has passed that it's safe to bring it back. My apologies to the original poster, since I've lost track of the source. IN THE NEWS GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT The Tallahassee Bugle MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS The Anchorage Alaska Times GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"] The New Haven Connecticut Register THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON The Arkansas Plainsman CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS Bangor Maine News STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION The Washington Times CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL The Bosnia Bugle LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW Newsday ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX San Antonio Rose PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE Chicago Daily News TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS The Miami Herald MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING The New Haven Connecticut Register GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS The Tallahassee Democrat WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY! The Houston Chronicle Cheers, PW.

To: Ian@SI who wrote (16958)	11/20/2000 10:13:22 PM
From: Proud_Infidel	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62578

Anagrams An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one! Dormitory When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room Evangelist When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent Desperation When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It The Morse Code When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots Slot Machines When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in 'em Animosity When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity Mother-in-law When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake Eleven plus two When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS