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To: Arctic Trader who wrote (16988)11/23/2000 10:38:03 AM
From: Proud_Infidel  Respond to of 62578
 
Thanksgiving Phrases That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"I didn't expect everyone to come all at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Are you going to come next time too?"

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back, take it easy, and I'll do the rest."

"Let's do it in the Dining room"

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"