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To: Arctic Trader who wrote (17059)	11/29/2000 3:35:21 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said ' Thats no problem. How many do you want?' The man replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one onto four pieces.' The pharmacist said, ' thats too small of a dose. That won't get you through sex.' The gentleman said, 'Oh, that's all right. I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.