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To: Guardian who wrote (17108)	12/1/2000 7:59:22 PM
From: Arctic Trader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

For you Mama Bear... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year ( they're the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, in which females have antlers). However, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen........had to be a female. We should've known this when when they were able to find their way.

To: Guardian who wrote (17108)	12/2/2000 5:14:35 PM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62549

May I present 10 more additions to your piece on "Why English Is Hard To Learn" 22) The committee will table the resolutions at that specially made round table. 23) Station masters mind trains, but teachers train minds of students. 24) A student cracks the books, but a pimp books the cracks. 25) Perhaps you will know what I have been after, after I am gone. 26) He is a dope not to to have used the latest dope to dope the silicon wafers. 27) There was not enough water to water all the plants in that plant. 28) To preselect the sex of their child a couple will have to do certain things preparatory to having sex. 29) He is fond of writing letters to remind his buddies that the similar-looking but opposite-meaning words, UNITED and UNTIED, have an almost identical arrangement of the same letters. 30) Rose who rose above her peers was fond of quoting Shakespeare, "........What's in a name? A rose by any other name smells just as sweet." 31) Be kind to all, not just to folks of your own kind.