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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: greenspirit who wrote (98420)	12/2/2000 1:53:08 PM
From: Mike Sawyer	Respond to of 769670

Political humor about George Dubya and the founder of the Internet, Al Gore... or should we say eGore! Title: eGore went down to Florida Sung to the tune: The Devil went down to Georgia tatrades.tripod.com (play in background) eGore went down to Florida He was lookin' for an election to steal And he was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind And he was willin' to cut a deal When he came across a Gov'ner Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard And eGore jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Gov, let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it but I'm a Florida Contender too, And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you Now you run a pretty good campaign Gov' but give eGore his due I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house it holds that I got more votes than you!" The Gov'ner said, "My names Dubya And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret 'Cause this Texan always wins!" (Chorus) Dubya rally up your troops And fight for that vote hard 'Cause eGore's loose in Florida And Bill Daley holds the cards. And if you win you get that shiny nation made of gold But if you lose, then eGore gets con-trol. eGore opened up his mouth and said, "I'll start this show" And fire burned in his lawyers eyes As they knew they'd make some dough And he pulled his hand across his lips And he made an evil grin. Then in walked Palm Beach voters Dubya's chances were lookin' thin (Guitar/bass solo) When eGore finished, Dubya said, "Well, your pretty good ol' son! But plant your butt in that chair right there And let me show you how it's done!" (Chorus II) Democrats in them Orange Groves, run George, run! eGore's by the Whitehouse sayin' he's won Your dad's on your side and your brother, well he's in tow, Al Sharpton's hittin' the streets, God, Please NO! (Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo) eGore bowed his head Because he knew that he'd been beat And he conceded that Golden Nation On the ground at Dubya's feet Dubya said, "eGore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try again. I done told you once, you tree huggin' dunce, us Texans, we always win!" (Chorus II) Democrats in them Orange Groves, run George, run! eGore's by the Whitehouse sayin' he's won Your dad's on your side and your brother, well he's in tow, Al Sharpton's hittin' the streets, God, Please NO! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> PS - I did not write this...just changed parts of it and added the tune that I captured from a website. Cheers!

To: greenspirit who wrote (98420)	12/2/2000 1:58:32 PM
From: jhild	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 769670

Republican Senators in close races this election cycle have shown real class, while Gore has shown nothing but contempt for America's system of justice. Oh please. Don't be absurd. At this point it looks to me like Gore is the only one trying to see the will of the American voters fully counted. (Of course he does want to win too.) But I see Bush as only interested in winning, through delay and obstruction if necessary - damn the damage to the Republic.