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To: Barney who wrote (17147)12/5/2000 9:53:17 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62549
 
"Helping Others..."

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, " You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Yale. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Los Angeles."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Boston."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well is school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask "What is a sports repairman?"

The woman then replies, "He fixes games... you know,hockey games, football games, baseball games...."



To: Barney who wrote (17147)12/5/2000 12:56:34 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
"Only $450,000... "

Up until this point in the joke, it sounded like the guy was rich.

Smirking in the Silicon Valley, where the average price is over $550,000...



To: Barney who wrote (17147)12/5/2000 12:56:53 PM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 62549
 
"Only $450,000... "

Up until this point in the joke, it sounded like the guy was rich.

Smirking in the Silicon Valley, where the average price is over $550,000...

edit: Still haven't fixed the edit bug?!?!?