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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Guardian who wrote (17163)	12/6/2000 12:32:03 AM
From: doby	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Jack & Heather Jack woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Jack called his little boy in the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mommy." The note read: The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed. Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly Daddy". The note read: Take the tentpole down, Put the canvas away, The Monkey had a hemorrhage No circus today. Jack read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The tentpole's still up, And the canvas is still spread, So drop what your doing, And give me some head. Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to the poor dude upstairs." I'm sure that your Pole's The best in the land. But I'm busy right now, Do it by hand!!