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To: Barney who wrote (17184)	12/7/2000 8:37:39 AM
From: MrsNose	Respond to of 62549

> >> A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she > >> visited her gynecologist. > >> > >> "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing > >> me for years! > >> There's nothing you can't tell me." > >> "This one's kind of strange, doctor..." > >> "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. > >> > >> "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the > >> bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink > >> in the toilet; when I looked > >> down, the water was full of pennies." > >> > >> "I see." > >> "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels > >> in the bowl." > >> > >> "Uh-huh." > >> > >> "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and > >> this morning there were > >> quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with > >> me!" she implored, > >> "I'm scared out of my wits!" > >> The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her > >> shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. . ." > >> (Ready for this?) > >> > >> (I'm warning you.....) > >> > >> (Still not too late.....to push that delete key) > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> Doctor says........and calmly............ > >> > >> "You're simply going through the change"