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To: TigerPaw who wrote (17190)	12/7/2000 11:16:10 AM
From: Mike 2.0	Respond to of 62549

With Cheney's bum ticker I wouldn't worry about any sex scandals...<g>

To: TigerPaw who wrote (17190)	12/11/2000 11:42:50 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

FOUR DAUGHTERS This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?" The guy, now perplexed, says yes and the two take off. A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to the show. Can she go?" The man, now kind of annoyed says yes and the two depart. Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Chuck.." The father shot him.

To: TigerPaw who wrote (17190)	12/11/2000 11:58:46 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Now that it's over(Gore tried to steal it) -the last of the election jokes! Remember when Monica's boyfriend insisted that if there was no penetration there was no sex? Well then if the ballot was not penetrated there was no vote. A young flat chested woman was walking on the beach, she found lamp, rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie. The genie said she could have one wish. The woman wished for the the two biggest boobs in the world. Ok says the genie and poof there is a big puff of smoke and when the smoke cleared there stood Al Gore and Joe Lieberman.