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To: Barney who wrote (17193)12/7/2000 12:21:10 PM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62551
 
On the road again...

The weary holiday traveler looked in disbelief at a bunch of mistletoe hangin above the luggage check-in center...

Turning to the attendant he asked, "Ok, I give up. Why is the mistletoe there above the luggage scale?"

"So you can kiss your luggage goodbye."



To: Barney who wrote (17193)12/7/2000 1:02:17 PM
From: Volsi Mimir  Respond to of 62551
 
JRLA-

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