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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (17202)	12/7/2000 5:00:58 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>>A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The >>dentist examined him, and said, “That new upper plate I put in for you six >>months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?” >> >>The man replies, “All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made >>some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. >>I loved it so much I now put it on everything – meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.” >> >>“Well,” said the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is >>made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your >>upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, this time out of chrome.” >> >>“Why chrome?” asked the patient. >> >>To which the dentist replied: “It’s simple. Everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!” >>