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To: Tomato who wrote (17237)	12/9/2000 11:12:04 PM
From: KZAP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

I'm not sure if this joke has been posted here before, so here goes....... Al Gore still thinks he will be President! <ggg> KZAP

To: Tomato who wrote (17237)	12/10/2000 10:51:32 AM
From: david james	Respond to of 62550

senate.gov Subject: Urgent: Senator Helms' Health To our friends in the media - In answer to your manifold inquiries: Senator Helms is not sick. He is not in the hospital. He is not on life support. He does not have terminal prostate cancer. He does not have pancreatic cancer. He is absolutely fine and will (God willing) be around to torment you for a long time to come. Relax and accept it.