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To: Tommy Moore who wrote (17251)	12/11/2000 12:21:06 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62549

A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting -------------------------------------- Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice , but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; plus... A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes. Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

To: Tommy Moore who wrote (17251)	12/11/2000 12:25:00 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I guess you must not have minded it when you were a kid and someone put their finger on your chest, asking, "What's this?" and then proceeded to poke your face by moving their finger up it when you looked down. Seems like messing with someone's computer with a brainless prank like that is the cypberspace equivalent, except you get to screw more people this modern way. Obligatory joke: What's the difference between mono and herpies? You get mono from snatching kisses.