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To: Tomato who wrote (17254)12/11/2000 3:27:44 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62549
 
Name That Christmas Carol!

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time2400 hrs - WeatherCloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals

Answers Below the Snow....

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And the Carols Are......

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1. White Christmas
2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
6. O Come, All Ye Faithful
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Hall
9. Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Let it Snow
15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain
16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Twelve Days of Christmas



To: Tomato who wrote (17254)12/12/2000 12:06:11 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
matter how bad it is."
* Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth.
On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
* Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and
women)

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men
everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "
* Sandra Bullock

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of
an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're
anxious to meet people who do."
* Henry Kissenger (former US Secretary of State)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on
it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
* Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake
that, you're in."
* Courtney Cox (Monica on "Friends")

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a
sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
dressed like black pimps."
* Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson


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