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To: Barney who wrote (17309)	12/13/2000 11:30:27 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you?" Her tone upon answering was slightly more than irritable. "Of course you are!" she said. "And also the best too. I don't know why you men always ask the same ridiculous questions."

To: Barney who wrote (17309)	12/13/2000 11:31:22 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

At a pharmacy, A blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the blonde and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "It won't work," The blonde countered. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

To: Barney who wrote (17309)	12/13/2000 11:34:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states. One lad raised his hand and said, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13."

To: Barney who wrote (17309)	12/14/2000 10:51:55 PM
From: Didi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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